Important news: People magazine thinks Chris Evans is sexy. That’s it, that’s the article.
late show host Stephen Colbert has announced People Magazine’s Sexiest Man in the World 2022, proving it’s none other than famed shield launcher, sweater wearer, and iPhone 6S user Chris Evans. When the sexiest man in the world from 2016 Dwayne Johnson asked him to say some sexy words, the owner of America’s Ass said, “Go to vote tomorrow.”
Johnson also helpfully clarified that: People magazine lore dictates that the Sexiest Man Alive title exists “into eternity,” meaning previously crowned sexy men like Johnson and last year’s winner Paul Rudd simultaneously hold the title while still breathing. It’s like the kings and queens of Narnia. once a People magazine Sexiest Man Alive, always a People Sexiest Man Alive magazine.